Clarification

Gentlemen,

As today’s first ruling looms, I wanted to specify that we maintain a ‘zero tolerance approach’ for performance-enhancing drugs of any kind.

As many of you know, some of our members have been using performance-enhancing weed in their leisure and advertising time, however in the spirit of the upcoming Olympic Games, let us show the world we play fair and square.

Yours truly,
The Holy Stache