Man-ifesto

Members:

After the events of today I feel that there may be a need for more orderly assembly . I say this not to suggest that todays proceedings were unsuccessful, but rather to ensure that all future proceeding (in the unlikely event of further infractions of the Constitution) are addressed and solved in a swift and just manner.

This assembly of fine gentlemen is in need of structure to maintain it's high esteem among the community and ensure that future generations of Mustache Men inherit that very same esteem

Therefore, I Toddberto Chavez propose an election of a formal government of the Men of Stache.

This proposition includes the election of a President, Vice President, Speaker of the League of StacheMen, and The Executioner Elect, who will oversee that all punishment be carried out to their express specifications.

When our 4 Fathers fought back the Red Coats in that glorious year of 1876 and cried Viva La Revolution across the banks of the Nile River, one man stood proudly at the front in tight pants , General George Steve Washington.

I think there is a man among us who exemplifies those same qualities. A man who has shown valor in the face of our Red Coats, the Shick Quatro.

A man who would wipe the blood of his enemy on his upper lip and cry into the night air "you may take our respect and chances of getting laid, but you'll never take our soup strainers."

That man.... is Christopher Hendricks Ryan, "the best a man can get."

Gentlemen, join me and elect Christopher Hendricks Ryan to the first Presidency of The Mustache Nation.

Also, seeing that Frankelstache is ex. army and probably knows some secret ball torture techniques, why not make him The Executioner Elect.

As the for the other two positions, go ahead and nominate yourselves, I don't really have the energy, I've already spent far to much time writing this post and have completely lost interest.

Viva La Mustache.

Toddberto Chavez