And away we go

Posted by Ilan:

I started shaving when i was 10. At age 16, facial hair started growing so i started shaving there, too. I am a proud owner of a unibrow and have been growing my backstache for over a decade now. At age 21, when hair started migrating from my skull i thought the days of lovely hair pride were nothing but a liquorish sweet memory.

Or so I thought.

This experiment marks a new era in my life, an era where I cease trimming, and begin grooming.
The dominos will fall no more, and the asparagus will no longer be green.
I face a rough competition in the shape of some of the most distinguished men who ever walked the streets of this fine city.
But i have every intention of prevailing, i have every intention of being the last man standing.

This is my declaration of independence. Here is where i announce my future victory.

Godspeed to us all,

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