Prickly Pricks

I thought it was just a typical itch but when I went to scratch the space between my nose and the top of my lip, I felt several prickly pricks. That's when I began to really notice it - the forest of hairs that had sprouted on my upper lip.

Every-so-often my hand would somehow make its way to the site of this new found growth just to feel the sensation of little pricklies on the tips of my fingers. I admit it was pretty addictive. As time progressed my fingers started to do something else. They pick at it, trying to find a corner or an edge to peel the whole damn thing off as if it was only a sticker.

Now I'm brushing it down as well! I don't know how guys with facial hair can deal with it. How does anyone get anything done when the addictiveness of playing with all this hair is so tempting!?!?

I mean seriously... look at all this hair!

LOOK AT IT!!!

It looks like the freakin' plains of Saskatchewan! It's soooo long that I can even see it if I look down at my lip.

(Well I have to close one eye and push my upper lip as far up as I can.. BUT STILL!!)

We're only halfway through?? Shit.. maybe there's a support group for this addiction.

|- Young Clifferton -|