Thursday, August 7, 2008

MUSTACHE PICK UP LINES (please add to list)

Who wants a mustache ride!

It took about three weeks to grow. This took about three seconds.

Guess where else I have a mustache.

3 comments:

Frankelstache said...

"my facial hair reacts like a a penis when he sees a pretty girl"

zoe said...

if you like the way i stroke my mustache, you should see the way i stroke my _______ (insert object of choice).

Danny Bramstache said...

"some women want to know if my mustache tickles them when I kiss them.

The answer?

(whisper)
only slightly...
only slightly..."